zfrak
12-06-2006, 08:52 AM
Bill Gates dies and goes to hell, and is greeted by Satan.
Satan says,
"I'm in a good mood today, I let you pick out which of three rooms you'd rather be in."
He leads Bill to the first room. It is filled with lava and people getting tortured.
He goes forward to the next room where there is people standing in fire screaming.
So he is taken to the next room where there is a beautiful woman, a bottle of wine and A COMPUTER!!
He says "I'll take this room thanks!" So Satan locks him in and then one of his messengers come racing up asking:
"Why are you putting him in there?"
And Satan says,
"There is a hole in the wine bottle, no hole in the lady and the computer is Windows 95 and it is missing three keys."
"Which keys?"
"Control, Alt and Delete."
Satan says,
"I'm in a good mood today, I let you pick out which of three rooms you'd rather be in."
He leads Bill to the first room. It is filled with lava and people getting tortured.
He goes forward to the next room where there is people standing in fire screaming.
So he is taken to the next room where there is a beautiful woman, a bottle of wine and A COMPUTER!!
He says "I'll take this room thanks!" So Satan locks him in and then one of his messengers come racing up asking:
"Why are you putting him in there?"
And Satan says,
"There is a hole in the wine bottle, no hole in the lady and the computer is Windows 95 and it is missing three keys."
"Which keys?"
"Control, Alt and Delete."