EmoTioNs UnLiMiTeD !!

[mobileuser]

The thread dedicated to all the emotional moments you want to share here.

Touchy,Funny,Morally,Inspirations n all .


A DATE


After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie.




She said I love you but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you.




The other woman that my wife w anted me to visit was my MOTHER, who has been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally.




That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie.




"What's wrong, are you well," she asked? My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or a sur prise invitation is a sign of bad news.




"I thought that it would be pleasant to be with you," I responded. " Just the two of us."




She thought about it for a moment, and then said, " I would like that very much."




That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit nervous. When I arrived at her house, I noticed t hat she, too, seemed to be nervous about our date. She waited in the door with her coat on. She had curled her hair and was wearing the dress that she had worn to celebrate her last wedding anniversary.




She smiled from a face that was as radiant as an angel's.




"I told my friends that I was going to go out with my son, and they were impressed, "she said, as she got into the car. "They can't wait to hear about our meeting".




We went to a restaurant that, although not elegant, was very nice and cozy. My mother took my arm as if she were the First Lady. After we sat down,




I had to read the menu. Large print. Half way through the entries, I lifted my eyes and saw Mom sitting there staring at me. A nostalgic smile was on her lips.




"It was I who used to have to read the menu when you were small," she said.




"Then it's time that you relax and let me return the favor," I responded.




During the dinner, we had an agreeable conversation - nothing extraordinary, but catching up on recent events of each other's life. We talked so much that we missed the movie.




As we arrived at her house later, she said, "I'll go out with you again, but only if you let me invite you." I agreed.




"How was your dinner date ?" asked my wife when I got home. "Very nice. Much more so than I could have imagined," I answered.




A few days later, my mother died of a massive heart attack. It happened so suddenly that I did to do anything for her.




Some time later, I received an envelope with a copy of a restaurant receipt from the same place mother and I had dined.




An attached note said: "I paid this bill in advance. I wasn't sure that I could be there; but nevertheless, I paid for two plates - one for you and the other for your wife. You will never know what that night meant for me. I love you, son."




At that moment, I understood the importance of saying in time: " I LOVE YOU!" and to give our loved ones the time that they deserve.




Nothing in life is more important than God and your family. Give them the time they deserve, because these things cannot be put off till "some other time."

[mobileuser]

Zodiac Signs and the way they Kiss


Aries: Your kisses are quick and passionate fits of lustful pleasure that are there and then gone.

Taurus: Your kisses linger; they are deliberate, heartfelt and they can go on and on and on.

Gemini: Your kisses are interrupted by spasms of giggles, smiles and funny observations.

Cancer: Your kisses are warm and tender, and you never want to let them go.


Leo: Your kisses are wild and uninhibited, biting and clawing, you expect applause for your performance.

Virgo: Your kisses are so subtle and tidy, your lover only notices them once you've finished.

Libra: You're too busy worrying about your breath to really get into your kisses.

Scorpio: You skip the kiss and get straight to whatever comes next for you.

Sagittarius: Your kisses are surprising, spontaneous affairs that leave the kissed wanting more.

Capricorn: Your kisses are intense moments of sublime relief from the stress of your day.

Aquarius: Your kisses are wet and messy, and you tend to keep your eyes open.

Pisces: Your kisses are starry-eyed, amorous and long-lasting.

[mobileuser]

Thats What i call Buisness

> Conversation between a business man & his son.

> BM : "I want you to marry a girl of my choice"

> Son : "No - I will choose my own bride!"

> BM : "But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter."

> Son : "Well, in that case...ok"

> Next, BM approaches Bill Gates.

> BM : "I have a husband for your daughter."

> Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"

> BM : "But this young man is a Vice-President of the World Bank."

> Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"

> Finally, BM goes to see the President of the World Bank.

> BM : "I have a young man to be recommended as a Vice-President."


> President: "But I already have more Vice-Presidents than I need!"

> BM : "But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law."

> President: "Ah, in that case...ok"

> This is how business is done.

[mobileuser]

Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.

If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years.

The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.

The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.

Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.

The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.

"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.

To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"

[rcmanalo]

No thanks button, but thanks anyway...

regards,

[srk_ankit]

hey mobile user,really kewl posts,ur 1st post really touchd my heart !! thnx alot, i hope evry1 reads it !!

[mobileuser]

hey mobile user,really kewl posts,ur 1st post really touchd my heart !! thnx alot, i hope evry1 reads it !!

Yea

The main reason to open this thread was its first post.I was about to cry reading that one.

Thanks

[rishabh sharma]

LOOOOLLL..!!!

Nice Mate....

Keep it up!!!!

[srk_ankit]

Yea

The main reason to open this thread was its first post.I was about to cry reading that one.

Thanks

hmm yea,i undrstnd , sum messages in mails r crap but once in a blue moon , v do find sum eye openers

[Y-A-H-Y-A]

Nice jokes but inverse 2 1st one.......................

[mobileuser]

One young man went for an IAS Interview.


"When did India get independence?" He was asked.


"The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947" He replied.


"Who was responsible for our independence?"


"There were so many. Whom to mention? If I name one, it will be a injustice to another. " He replied.



"Is corruption the number one enemy in our country?"


"Some research is going on the subject and I can answer with certainly only after seeing the report" He replied.


The interview board was very pleased with his original and thoughtful answers and asked him not to reveal the questions to others, since they were planning to ask the same questions.

When he went out naturally others were curious to know what was asked. He politely declined, but one persistent Santa would not leave him. "At least tell me the answers" he pleaded, and our friend obliged.


Then it was the turn of this Santa. When he went inside, since his resume was slightly illegible, the board member asked him." By the way, what is your date of birth?"


He replied, " The effort began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947."


Somewhat puzzled, they asked another clarification. "What is your fathers name?"


He replied, "There were so many. Whom to mention". If I name one, it will be injustice to another".


The interviewer was incensed.


" Hey! Are you mad or what?"


He replied. "Some research is going on the subject. I can answer with certainty only after seeing the report ."

[srk_ankit]

hey gud one,mobile !! wid ur funny jokes,do post senti stuff also as u said in ur 1st post " Touchy,Funny,Morally,Inspirations n all " !!

[ajax27]

it is already posted here - double poster

http://www.imserba.com/forum/ultimate-interview-t94632/

One young man went for an IAS Interview.


"When did India get independence?" He was asked.


"The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947" He replied.


"Who was responsible for our independence?"


"There were so many. Whom to mention? If I name one, it will be a injustice to another. " He replied.



"Is corruption the number one enemy in our country?"


"Some research is going on the subject and I can answer with certainly only after seeing the report" He replied.


The interview board was very pleased with his original and thoughtful answers and asked him not to reveal the questions to others, since they were planning to ask the same questions.

When he went out naturally others were curious to know what was asked. He politely declined, but one persistent Santa would not leave him. "At least tell me the answers" he pleaded, and our friend obliged.


Then it was the turn of this Santa. When he went inside, since his resume was slightly illegible, the board member asked him." By the way, what is your date of birth?"


He replied, " The effort began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947."


Somewhat puzzled, they asked another clarification. "What is your fathers name?"


He replied, "There were so many. Whom to mention". If I name one, it will be injustice to another".


The interviewer was incensed.


" Hey! Are you mad or what?"


He replied. "Some research is going on the subject. I can answer with certainty only after seeing the report ."

[mobileuser]

it is already posted here - double poster

http://www.imserba.com/forum/showthread.php?t=94632

Dear

I was unknown of it

neway Thanks for reporting

[mobileuser]

Did you know......... Some interesting facts


A zebra is white with black stripes.


All the planets in our solar system rotate anticlockwise, except Venus. It is the only planet that rotates clockwise.


Hummingbirds are the only animal that can also fly backwards.


Insects do not make noises with their voices. The noise of bees, mosquitoes and other buzzing insects is caused by rapidly moving their wings.


The cockroach is the fastest animal on 6 legs covering a meter a second.


The word "listen " contains the same letters as the word "silent".


The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning it's head are the rabbit and the parrot.


A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.


India invented the Number System . Zero was invented by Aryabhatta.


The whip makes a ♥♥♥♥♥ing sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.


A hippopotamus can run faster than a man.


India never invaded any country in her last 10000 years of history.


'Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia' is the fear of long words.


Didaskaleinophobia is the fear of going to school.


Phobatrivaphobia is a fear of trivia about phobias !!


It is impossible to lick your elbow. (I know you gonna try this !!! )


A snail can sleep for 3 years. ( wow, lucky chap he ? )


The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they start


In 1883 the explosion of the volcano Krakatoa put so much dust into the earth's atmosphere that sunsets appeared green and the moon appeared blue around the world for almost two years.


"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.


Twenty-Four-Karat Gold is not pure gold since there is a small amount of copper in it. Absolutely pure gold is so soft that it can be molded with the hands.


Electricity doesn't move through a wire but through a field around the wire.


Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are: Mizaru (See no evil), Mikazaru (Hear no evil), and Mazaru (Say no evil ).


55 per cent of people yawn within 5 minutes of seeing someone else yawn. Reading about yawning makes most people yawn. Hello, zzzzz zzzz ?

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