The pharmacist gives him a condom; and as the young man is going
out, he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my
girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs
in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects
something from me too."
The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is
leaving he turns back and says "Give me one more condom because my
girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute, and when she sees me she
always makes allusions... and since she invited me for dinner, I
think she is expecting something from me!!"
During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his
left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the
dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear
Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all
you give us!"
A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your
kindness..." Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying,
keeping his head down.
The others look at each other surprised, his girlfriend even more
than the others. She gets close to the boy and whispers in his
ear: "I didn't know you were so religious!"
The boy replies: I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!"
DONT 4GET 2 PRESS THE THANKS BUTTON
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