Mathematical Jokes.............

[zfrak]

[SIZE=2]A mathematician went insane and believed that he was the differentiation operator. His friends had him placed in a mental hospital until he got better.

All day he would go around frightening the other patients by staring at them and saying "I differentiate you!"

One day he met a new patient; and true to form he stared at him and said "I differentiate you!", but for once, his victim's expression didn't change.

Surprised, the mathematician marshalled his energies, stared fiercely at the new patient and said loudly "I differentiate you!", but still the other man had no reaction.

Finally, in frustration, the mathematician screamed out "I DIFFERENTIATE YOU!"

The new patient calmly looked up and said, "You can differentiate me any time u Like : I'm e to the Power x."[/SIZE]

[zfrak]

One day a mathematician decides that he is sick of math. So, he walks down to the fire department and announces that he wants to become a fireman.

The fire chief says, "Well, you look like a good guy. I'd be glad to hire you, but first I have to give you a little test."

The firechief takes the mathematcian to the alley behind the fire department which contains a dumpster, a spicket, and a hose. The chief then says, "OK, you're walking in the alley and you see the dumpster here is on fire. What do you do?"

The mathematician replies, "Well, I hook up the hose to the spicket, turn the water on, and put out the fire."

The chief says, "That's great... perfect. Now I have to ask you just one more question. What do you do if you're walking down the alley and you see the dumpster is not on fire?"

The mathematician puzzles over the question for awhile and he finally says, "I light the dumpster on fire."

The chief yells, "What? That's horrible! Why would you light the dumpster on fire?"

The mathematician replies, "Well, that way I reduce the problem to one I've already solved."

[VLADIFTODI]

lol true true true lol

[hasankakal]

Gud Joke !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol

[tejas_nice]

[SIZE=2]A mathematician went insane and believed that he was the differentiation operator. His friends had him placed in a mental hospital until he got better.

All day he would go around frightening the other patients by staring at them and saying "I differentiate you!"

One day he met a new patient; and true to form he stared at him and said "I differentiate you!", but for once, his victim's expression didn't change.

Surprised, the mathematician marshalled his energies, stared fiercely at the new patient and said loudly "I differentiate you!", but still the other man had no reaction.

Finally, in frustration, the mathematician screamed out "I DIFFERENTIATE YOU!"

The new patient calmly looked up and said, "You can differentiate me any time u Like : I'm e to the Power x."[/SIZE]

lol thats nice but how how the constant term instead of exponent term d/dx(constant)= &&#$@#$$%$%^

[VLADIFTODI]

wt u mena that swuare root of -1 is i ? becasue i at power 2 is -1 thus square root of -1 is i right?

[freakguy]

wt u mena that swuare root of -1 is i ? becasue i at power 2 is -1 thus square root of -1 is i right?

[doc_sameer]

wt u mena that swuare root of -1 is i ? becasue i at power 2 is -1 thus square root of -1 is i right?

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its a joke!

[freakguy]