Microsoft® Firefox 2007 Professional

[uzair_tsu]

Microsoft® Firefox 2007 Professional

The new award-winning browser from Microsoft is now faster, securer and quicker anything else on the market. Why use anything else?

Enjoy a Better Web Experience

MS Firefox 2007 delivers a dramatic boost in the download speeds of online pornography. By utilising a proprietary dynamic algorithm - anything that remotely resembles a tit or a boob will download up to 10 times faster. Fun at the speed of light!

Stay Secure on the Web

Firefox 2007's new TakeOver(TM) technology protects the Windows Kernel by automatically recognizing all McAfee and Symantec programs as viruses. Downloading has never been safer.

Interactive Multimedia

Microsoft's AKobe Phlash(TM) Plugin delivers awesome online interactive content; anything from music, videos to games. (Lawsuit from Adobe pending)

Personalize Your Browser

Choose from three excellent browsing styles! Minimized, Maximized and Fullscreen!


System Requirements

The following bare minimums are essential for the optimum operation of MS Firefox 2007

* A Credit Card

* Microsoft(R) Windows(TM)/Vista Operating System

* Microsoft(R) Mouse & Keyboard (Hyperlinks will NOT work without these)

* Live(TM) Messenger (Required API to maintain dangerous CPU temperatures)

* Microsoft(R) Office 2007 (Provides the ability to scroll webpages)

* Quad Core Processor (For loading Hotmail.com)

* Any SLI Configured Graphics Card > 512mb (TO Display High Definition GIF Images)

* 1024 MB of RAM (Compensation for Frequent Memory Leaks)

* 483MB Disk Space

Warning

Visiting the following sites using MS Firefox 2007 will cause your computer to shut down unexpectedly

* www.google.com

* www.gmail.com

* www.apple.com

* www.itunes.com

* www.yahoo.com

* Any sites with the phrase: microsoft/windows/explorer/vista/bill sucks


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[tejas_nice]

holy ****... MS FF..how can two contracting words coincide

i liked the porno thing very much

[rohansachar]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

[jith!]

I cant believe it! How are FF and ms ppl quiet? This is a very big Software threat and infringement! They will be fined shortly. Anyways did any1 download and see wht really it is?

[adijo13]

This is the Final Release of Internet Explorer v7...Not MS Firefox

[jith!]

This is the Final Release of Internet Explorer v7...Not MS Firefox

oh thanks adijo for confirming this... hehe somebody created a nice dramatical website to confuse us all!! lol

[painkilleryusuf]

hehehehehe maan i cant stop laughing!
by the way thanx for staying that its IE 7 Final...
coz as i was reading that desc tht uzair gave i wanted to blow myself up... lol
by the way thanx for the share..

[poilkj]

I'm trying out IE7's phising feature by submitting the website www.msfirefox.com
See what Microsoft will do about it.

[user112]

LOL "May Contain Spyware"

[archimondo]

cool requirements high definitions gif and quad core processor its not even released yet

[clickrudra]

good one i like this sentence

Any sites with the phrase: microsoft/windows/explorer/vista/bill sucks

Hahah

[bhelliom]

hahaha hilarious!! good one uzair!!

regards to all

[gladson1976]

thank goodness MS doesn't develop FF . i use IE only to check for browser compatibility of my work.