nice info abt Bushy...

**tejas_nice** · Jul 24th, 2006, 18:15

Here is a funny joke about a Indian boy on his first day at school in the USA. It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death"?
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrashekhar, who Had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775" he said.
"Very good!" Who said "Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?"
Again, no response except from Chandrashekhar. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863" said Chandrashekhar.
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country, knows more! about its history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians,"
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Chandrashekhar put his hand up. "General Custer, 1862."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glares around and asks "All right! , who said that?"
Again, Chandrashekhar says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? S*ck
this!"
Chandrashekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said "You little ****. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."
Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh ****, we're f**ked!" and Chandrashekhar said quietly whispered,"George Bush, Iraq, 2005."

**tutusinghsohi** · Jul 24th, 2006, 18:19

ohh man....
i stomach's paining....i cant stop laughing...

**sinnn** · Jul 24th, 2006, 18:27

today all americans will do this...........

TEJAS u ll kill us man................

i cant laugh more.............

man toooooooo goooood keep it up.............

**adijo13** · Jul 24th, 2006, 18:29

omg.......

...faak...

**tejas_nice** · Jul 25th, 2006, 05:26

i have decided a policy tht america shud be wiped off frm da map... hope the americans themselves realise tht they r curently being ruled by the greatest moron we ever had in da century..

**tutusinghsohi** · Jul 25th, 2006, 16:32

Originally Posted by tejas

i have decided a policy tht america shud be wiped off frm da map... hope the americans themselves realise tht they r curently being ruled by the greatest moron we ever had in da century..

well all americans know that...
but they cant do anything..cause Bush cheated...
but dont worry...
he's going to loose in the November mid term elections....

**prashanthaku** · Jul 25th, 2006, 17:19

...........teja's .....can't control laughing bcuz of ur posts yaaar

**tejas_nice** · Jul 25th, 2006, 17:55

Originally Posted by tutusinghsohi

well all americans know that...
but they cant do anything..cause Bush cheated...
but dont worry...
he's going to loose in the November mid term elections....

u call amricans being cheated..

thts d height of cheating given by d fact tht inspite of knowing all d blunders still americans are fond of bush.. dunno why may be he is a complete comic person(he is a replica of monkey).. and also by the names he calls his politicians.. i will name a few.

condeleeza rice---> condi.
dick cheney---> tht dick..
donald rumsfeld---> donny.
hezbollah---> hezb.
tony blair--> tony(atleast he spared him thank God)
pakistan---> pakis..
Jacque chirrac---> jacky.
angelina Merkel---> angy.
and finally,
vladamir putin---> putin(he spares him coz he fears tht giving him a nick name wud mean cold war-2..

)
dats a height of (adjective form of pathetic).. he is a disgrace.

wht more can u say abt him

i wish i cud

..

22 do me a favour i m making some 5-6 clones of myself.. book a election card for me and i will hep u americans rescue frm da devil..